Posted 4 months ago
I don't get why women have to be so vocal with their orgasms.
Anonymous asked

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

It’s because we’re trying so hard to make you believe we’re having them.

Posted 4 months ago

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

Posted 4 months ago
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im-riversong:

 Matt Smith & David Tennant: The differences between their Doctors [x]

Posted 4 months ago

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

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Posted 4 months ago

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

Posted 4 months ago

artemisizumi:

theboywhocried-dean:

barackobamaintheimpala:

 #THE BLUEST BLUE THAT EVER BLUED 

There’s a whole fucking galaxy inside his eyes.

He is pure celestial intent

(Source: dunderklumpen)

Posted 4 months ago

mercedelede:

Why couldn’t this have happened in the last episode?

Posted 4 months ago

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdturdnerd)

Posted 4 months ago
narcolepticweed:

hey-sass-butt:

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear

fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE

narcolepticweed:

hey-sass-butt:

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear

fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE

(Source: jaidefinichon)

Posted 4 months ago

songofages:

inkskinned:

this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was a koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials 

no

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Posted 4 months ago

ezekiel is dead

ezekiel is dead

(Source: halewinchester)

Posted 4 months ago

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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